I detest fake pics as much as I detest fake statistics. As the late Benjamin Netanyahu puts it: "there are 3 types of lies - lies, bigger lies, & statistics!" What's the point of deducting 5 yrs from your age, deducting 5-10kg from your flabby body, & adding 5-10cm to their height? Seeing is believing & all your lies will b dispelled!
Meeting people who employ fake pictures is like being served with a pizza in Pizza Hut that does not appear to match with the tantalizing pics in the menu. Fortunately for mine, they are not suggested servings.
Those that employ fake pics are often fuglies who suffer from severe low-self esteem & inadequacies. Stick insect, nerdy computer geeks, balding obese uncles... you name it. They come in all shapes & sizes, except being athletic, muscular, cute or leanfit. They employ fake pics as illusions to deceive people with attributes that they desire to engage sex with them.
Well, these idiots are in for major disappointments. People may just slam the door right at the front of their faces, or give them a punch to their already kena-langgar faces, further disfiguring them. The more civilised & polite ones will decline politely & leave the meeting asap, never to meet them again! Nobody likes to be disappointed by fake pics. Do not do to others what you do not wish others to do to yourself. I wonder how a pair of fuglies who use fake pics react when they meet up. Should be very fun to watch!
To these people, I just wanna say that no matter how close you resemble the fake pics you used, you are different from the person in the pic, unless he's your identital twin brother. If a chimpanzee looks 50% like a Homo sapien, then having an 80% resemblance to the person in the pic makes me imagine u looking like a Homo erectus.
& no matter how wonderful your treatment to the person you date using your fake pic, be it a lavish meal in a high-class restaurant or serving him the finest Chinese tea & giving a good back massage, expect him to be VERY disappointed your rendezvous.
To the hunks & adonis out there, watch out. Do not give out your loin-warming pics so liberaly. I too love to have my face & body admired (but not by fuglies). Dun b surprised if u see "yourself" in the same chatroom!
Alternatively, they are just sick minded liars who enjoy playing mind games by enticing & misleading people with suggestive words to get them all high & horny & charged up for sex but only to leave them high & dry. They will request for you to mail or upload your pics to them. They will give all sorts of reasons for not being able to meet up with u, especially after securing your pics to deceive more people. They will continue postpone their meetings with you to observe how long u can be led on & be fooled by them. Oh well, every dog has its day & to these liars, may they all pay heavy prices for their lies.
My sentiments against fake pics are also extended to outdated pics. Like fake pics, it's very disappointing to meet up people who have changed (for the worse) since their pics were taken. It'll be a good surprise to me if the person I am meeting has beefed up further & his complexion improved, say from his acne-riddled face pic. However, more often than not, I'm disappointed when it meet up people who have long lost the will to gym & maintain their musculature & permit time & entrophy to cause their muscles to sag & be replaced by fatty tissue. I do not mind if their pics were taken 20 years ago but they look as good as their 20yo pics depict them & their muscles remained firm to the touch. Just as straight men detest sagged breasts, I detest sagged muscles. So, am I supposed to imagine how hard & firm ur muscles were 20 years back. The past is past. I'm talking about the present.
The worst are those whose profile are pictureless. They furnish their profiles with stats, lavish description of what they are & describe themselves with bogus adjectives, e.g. muscular, beefy, gymfit, stud, hunk, etc. So, am I supposed to imagine how big & muscular & handsome you are? Meeting up with these people often turn out to be a double-disappointment, just as how u would have delusions of how tasty & wholesome a dish in a pictureless menu would be, only to be disappointed of how different it appears like & it's so not worth the bill attached to it. Despicable!
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