Friday, October 12, 2007

The Reason Why am I NOT into Caucasians

The logic for my decision?


Premise ONE: Caucasians have the genetic predisposition for a bigger, more muscular physique.


Most Caucasians are descended from barbarians (e.g. Vikings, Magyars, Goths, Slavs, Celts), Turks, Greeks & Romans, all of whom are physically endowned to be conquerers & terrorizers. Europe has been pretty chaotic in the recent 1500 years, with threats of barbarians (e.g. Vikings, Magyars & Huns) & the Ottoman Empire. These invaders may not only pillage the areas that they terrorise, but also systematically decimate the local male populations & rape the women there, leaving their genetic inprints in the local genetic pool. Also, male commoners were conscripted into millitary service during the Crusades & war campaigns. Only the fitter ones survive the ardous journeys to warzones, survive the conflicts there, & survive the treck home to enter into marriage & reproduce. Chaos from such turmoils exerts a strong selection pressure for physical fitness. Therefore, a significantly large proportions of native European males today would have been endowned with the genetic predisposition for greater physical heights & muscularity.


In East Asia, there is politically far more stable than Europe during the last 2000 years with the unification of the entire Han China under the Qin Dynasty. Thus, there is far less selection pressure for fitter & physically endowned males. In these Confucian societies, males are regarded to be of greater importance than females, for they are heirs to the family name. One of the greatest sins to their ancestors then was not being able to sire a son for the continuation of the family name. Thus, there are efforts to ensure that they enter into marriage & reproduce to carry on the family name, eventhough they possess undesirable characteristics, e.g. a thin, sickly physique, small penises. Thus, Chinese & Korean males who are endowned with height, strength & huge shafts are genetic rarity & should therefore be considered exotic.


Swim-fit, gym toned physique of a Japanese boy is very popular in Singapore & widely adopted by many metrosexual AJ. However, they are likened to the sand on a beach, so common, nothing impressive, unlike a rare 185cm-95kg Chinese Hercules.


Premise TWO: Good gym facilities are more abundant & accessible in developed Western countries.


Unlike countries like Malaysia, whereby good gym facilities are rare & the gym membership fees are very heavy, good gyms abound in the developed West & are far more affordable. Thus, the Caucasians there have less excuse for not lifting weights & build muscles. Too busy? The only group of people who are too busy to gym are those Singaporean bankers who may work over 10 hours a day, 5-6 days a week!


Premise THREE: Food, bodybuilding supplements, & anabolic steroids are more available at a more affordable prices in developed Western countries (with respect to their citizen's purchasing power).


Optimum Nutrition's 100% Whey Protein (5lbs) is only USD39.99 from bodybuilding.com but SGD122.00 in retail & SGD72.00 from nutritionpark.com - a Singaporean online supplement store. That's HELL a lot more cheaper in the States! Consumers in the States will have greater purchasing power over the same product in USA than a Singaporean in Singapore. In addition, some USA bodybuilders obtain their protein source solely from whey powder instead of meat or eggs because it's a cheaper alternative source of protein & it's preparation into protein shakes is far more convenient than boiling eggs & separating out the yolk from the egg white (fyi, cooked ovalbumin is more digestible vs raw ovalbumin). It's quite a chore to consume 10-15 egg whites a day, not to mention the hydrogen sulphide egg breath after that.


Furthermore, there are "legal steroids" available in developed countries like USA, i.e. they can be purchased from the local pharmacies with a prescription (Rx) to enhance musculature for aesthetic purposes. However the user will not be permitted to participate in competitions. Fair enough. There may even be companion selling of other drugs & supplements to be administered concomitantly with steroids to taken also accompany the purchase of these steroids with other drugs & herbal supplements to help minimise the undesirable side effects associated with chronic steroid use, e.g. milk thistle & schisandra (wu wei zi) as hepato-protectants & to promote liver regeneration.




Premise FOUR: Work environment & standard of living in developed Western countries are better & more relaxed that in developing countries, e.g. Japan, Hong Kong, Taiwan, South Korea, Singapore, & Malaysia.


Stress increases cortisol secretion, a catabolic stress hormone that promotes centripetal fat distribution (fatty torso & thin arms) & muscle catabolism. Thus, when you are under stress, it's harder to maintain your musculature, let alone promote muscle growth. The work environment in countries dominated by East Asians (e.g. Japan, Hong Kong, Taiwan) is far more stressful than Caucasian dominated countries, which explains their higher suicides & insanity rates. It's all thanks to the stupid Confucian idea that success stems from hard work. Partially true, but success stems from working smartly & efficiently. Efficiency is intelligent laziness. Therefore, it will be easier for a Caucasian in the USA to grow muscles than a Chinese in Hong Kong.



THUS, given the genetic predisposition present, the abundance of good food, cheap & good supplements, good & relatively cheap gym facilities available, less stressful work environment, most Caucasians should be a Herculean Adonis! However, we see that most of them failed miserably to take advantage of their genetic predisposition & living environment to attain a body of Herculean proportions. Instead, they are more interested in eating fat-laden foods & binging on alcohol to cultivate love handles (I call them lard handles), man boobs & gross pot bellies as if they are 9 months pregnant! Imagine all the body hair, long beards, moustaches, obese bodies with sagging boobs & a big pot belly (not to mention their sourish smell)... it's a TOTAL PUT OFF!


If I were to be raised up in USA / Canada / Australia, given the abundant good food, cheap & good protein supplements, & good gym facilities available, I would have been a walking 185cm-95kg muscle god by my early 20's.



Furthermore, most of the gorgeous Caucasian hunks that you watch on TV are the TOP most beautiful Caucasians in the Caucasian populations. If they are not the best, how can they appear on TV? Even those who appear on reality shows have already screen for acceptable standards of beauty. The rest of the population are as mediocre & bland as any average asian tom dick & harry that u can encounter along the streets of Singapore or KL.



Why are there so many hairy & obese Caucasian uncles in Singapore? ONE: they are single, TWO: they have established & successful careers, i.e. got too much money & dunno how to make good use of it. Why are Singaporean Chinese boys so crazy over these Neanderthals? ONE: they have a fetish over big & thick (but limp) cocks. TWO: they want to use these uncles as a launchpad to gain residence in a developed western country, just like those sarong party girls. Disgusting gigolo sluts!

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