What you see is what you get. My pictures are not "suggested servings". A picture tells a thousand words. Seeing is believing. A webcame tells 10K words & meeting up the person in real, 100K.
Am a typical, honest, straight forward, expressive, meticulous, perfectionistic, narcissistic, eccentric, non-conformist Virgo with the polar extremes of a gemini.
Am a typical, honest, straight forward, expressive, meticulous, perfectionistic, narcissistic, eccentric, non-conformist Virgo with the polar extremes of a gemini.
I was a just another average joe in the past (only 170cm-55kg). But I held onto this inspirational motto, that "it's better to b admired that to b an admirer". Therefore, I'm proud of where I am today but am not gonna stop until I add on another 15kg of muscles!
Am here for sex! Be it ONS or fuck buddies. Am into fit guys - beefcakes, muscle bears. The beefier the better! If u wanna look for chatmates & friends, may i suggest MOX?
What turns me on?
ONE: beefy men. The beefier the better. Let the sky be the limit! If u r 178cm tall, you are considered beefy if you are 85kg with no more than 10% body fat. That's beefy. That's muscular. If you are only 68kg, you are leantoned / gymfit. You do not qualify to be called beefy. Save yourself some face instead of using a bogus adjective to boost your market value on the net.
TWO: physically matured (as in not looking like a kid) but young-looking (not old enough to be my father). The usual age range is between 25-35yo. However, some people age slower than the rest. So while your age may fall out of my desired age range, you may still fit the bill if your face, skin & body is well maintained.
No kids please. Dear children, if u wanna play, go look for the paedophilic & ephebophilic uncles, (esp those bald, filthy-rich, lonely bankers). They have lots of money tt u leech from, which u can use to hire muscular escorts to fulfil ur myofetishes.
While I can gauge how big & muscular you are judging from your stats, the late Benjamin Netanyahu once mentioned that "there are 3 types of lies: lies, bigger lies, & statistics!"
THREE: a cute or handsome or dashing face.
Now I'll talk abt what turns me OFF:
ONE: I hate people describing how big & handsome & muscular they are but their profiles that lack any pictures of their bodies. "big", "handsome", "muscular", "hunk", "stud" & etc are very subjective & relative terms. These are non-quantifiable (i.e. subjective) & everybody has a different dictionary for those terminologies. I hate being left to imagine how muscular & handsome you are as much as I hate reading & imagining the dishes in a pictureless menu. No "suggested imaginations" please.
TWO: I hate fake pics as much as I hate outdated pics. There is no point tantalizing pple with deceptions. You will be the one who is put to shame once the truth is revealled. The door will be slammed right in front of your face! I dun care how long ago the pic was taken so long as ur actual looks & muscle tone are as good as u in the pic. As much as straight men detest sagged breasts & cellulite, I destest sagged muscles!
Am open to chat with almost anybody but if you wanna take a good look at yourself in the mirror before you approach me for sex. If your profile lacks a body or face pic, & your face & body is just an average joe, expect a torrent of derogatory remarks regarding your body & your face if you ever dare suggest me to have sex with your mediocre body & fugly face! You have been warned!
THREE: rude, self-absorbed, snobbish muscle god who expects to have his cock served & his muscles worshipped.
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