Short Dick Man

Nomatter how big your muscles are, if your cock size is of 4 inches & below, it's gonna be a MAJOR moment of disappointment once your partner caught sight of it! Expect the expression given out by Frances O'Connor in Bedazzled when Brendan Fraser unravelled his manhood.

There's a natural selection pressure against men with small cocks (4 inches & below). Given a choice, ANY woman would have opted for men with cocks bigger than 5 inches (although some bimbos out there would perfer cocks the size of a policeman's baton). My beautitian once said: "if a woman finds out that her BF / husband has a pathetically small penis, once she finds another man with a significantly larger tool, she will RUN FOR HER LIFE."

Look, if u expect your female partner to have a tight vagina for u to screw, you should check your tools, sometimes the screwdriver cant fit in & screw because it's a little too small. Dont u think it's a little unfair for the poor girl if you have a bonsai penis that's hidden in a dense bush of coarse, stinky pubic hair??

Men with cocks 4 inches & below should NOT reproduce. They should not even think of it! Your tool is not big enough to pass the sperm into your female partner, especially if your fat tummy is to come between the 2 of u. A small dick could be a telltale sign from Mother Nature that you possess inferior genes & she does not want these to be passed on the next generation.

To those who believe in re-incarnation, a small penis could be retribution in your past life. To paraphrase Adrian Tan: "you must have done something very bad in your previous life to suffer such a terrible fate!". Thus, all men with cock 4 inches & below are destined to be gay bottoms. Dont make a fool of yourself by telling a gay bottom with a 7 inch thick cock tt u wanna play top. Expect slip-outs to be a common complain from your recepient partner. So learn to accept your fate as a gay bottom, be good & spread out your legs!

In my curiousity on where I stand in the spectrum of penis sizes, I googled, & found that my willy is "not bad after all". People have complimented its size. Those with a more virgin butt mentioned that it's "a little challenging" for them, whereas those with a more seasoned butt mentioned that it's "just nice". & I came across pics of micropenises. So poor thing! In obese men with micropenises, the penis withdraws into the layers of fat at his lower abdomen, leaving a ring of skin outside. What an eyesore!

There was a guy with a pencil thin, 4 inch cock whom I met at a sauna & I had to pretend to enjoy him thrusting his shrimpy cock into me. After bitching to his friend months later about his mediocre, child-like tool, he relayed the message to him, who approached me & hinted on leaky asses. Oh please! Gimme a break! ANY ass will leak when fucked by your itsy bitsy cock!

I think I've found a relationship between masturbating early, short stature, & big dicks. During the period of growth spurt during early puberty, gentle stretches of the penis during jerkoffs promote, larger, more vascular cocks (yummy). Thus people who started masturbating early usually have larger tools. However, orgasm stimulates the release of somatostatin, which inhibits growth hormone release from the pituitary gland. Thus, people who jerked off early often have huge penises but smaller stature. An alternative explanation is found in TCM, men lose Qi when they ejaculate so if they jerk off a lot, they are going to lose a lot of that Qi, which supports growth & muscle development.

Using that flow of logic, we can establish a relationship between masturbating late / infrequently, huge physique & small dicks. Past early puberty, the penile tissue is less responsive to stretches & jelqing. & people who JO rarely save up a lot of Qi. So these people may have succeded in conserving their precious Qi but ended up with small penises haha.